Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
why isn’t there a universally accepted and polite way to tell people ‘i would fuck the shit out of you’ and have it not be weird
taco cat backwards is still taco cat
i don’t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
i don’t know what to do with this information either
One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one